I'm in need of another job... hey Dick.... I think we should be a tag team stripping duo... Whatcha think about that for a side career?

We could be called CAFE' LATTE'
You the cafe', I'm the latte'!

Yeah!!!

Quote of the Day:

"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance" - Confucius says...

Well fellow blog readers, I am in a crappy mood today...Not for any particular reason, just thinking about everything...Everything thats wrong!! I hate these crud ball days...So... Blah, blah, blah, whine, whine, whine... Okay pissy attitude time...OVER!

Back to the basics:
Message for: My bruva, Bastard stop drinking... the crap isn't cute...I'ma put your pretty butt in rehab!
Message for: My best friend, Thanks for the day in Philly, we need to vacation...
Message for: Wee Little Brown Skin, When the crap hits the fan... let's whip some butt!! (you know who I'm talking about)
Message for: UMBC (e'erbody), This school is not pump, crunk, any word associated with fun, it isn't, have we forgotten, we are an HONORS University...
Message for: Everybody, Have fun with life...but, always keep grasp of your future, so you can have fun then too.
Message for: Guys, Most of you suck, why is that? (like 87%)

Quote of the Day:

"True friends stab you in the front." - - Well isn't that nice, Oscar Wilde

...Can someone please package me a little bit more happiness and send it to me in the mail...

So... I want a tattoo, and I'm trying to find something... Worthwhile.. So I have a few things in mind, but I was on the internet and here is what they say I should get...

As a Libran you tend to be pretty chilled out. You seek balance and stability for true happiness and will go to great lengths to achieve it. Not one to argue, you prefer to discuss an issue in order to reach a peaceful resolution.

Your recommended tattoo design:

A harmonious appearance is very important so choose tattoo’s that compliment each other. Pleasing and attractive lined designs such as the Vine Arm Band tattoo combined with a soft and a flowing Butterfly Belly Button design will enable you to achieve balance and harmony.

The Angel Butterfly tattoo matches your starsign colour of light to mid blue perfectly. Additionally, colours such as dark rose and black, give you a great choice of designs to choose from.

I don't know what to get... Lots of things to think about... Geesh!!

Quote of the day:

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort" - Isn't that the truth... this one's from Herm Albright

My horoscope:
You will find yourself in an especially affectionate and loving mood today, dear Libra. Your romantic nature is heightened and your nurturing qualities are strong. You are extra sensitive and receptive, and you might find that you have no problem communicating your truest feelings to others. Connect with those that you feel especially close to, and enjoy an evening of intimacy.

Who the heck am I getting intimate with?

Anyhoot, Pet peeves and Cliche's, A lot of things people say make no freakin' sense to me? Maybe you can help me out, here are a few examples:
"That's neither here nor there." - Then were exactly is it...
"You can't have your cake and eat it too." - What else are you suppose to do with cake?...
"No need to cry over spilled milk." - My point exactly...
"A broken heart is hard to mend." - Really!!!!
"When God gives you lemon's, make lemonade." - Awww horse *7%$
"It could be worse." - Well then why don't I just jump off a bridge... why don't people understand that a statement like that, really doesn't help.
"All is fair in love and war." - Who told you that lie?

Some of my pet peeves:
-anal leakage
-when people don't put their blinkers on... all i can think about is how high my car insurance is!!
-farting in the club... you nasty bastard
-I will lose weight, exercise more, spend less money, and be nicer to family and friends. Whatever!!!

Quote of the day:
"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real." - Thats from Tupac Shakur, think about it.

Okay, so how was everyone's Valentines Day!!! Interesting I hope. Okay great, now that it's over... how about I need to exercise, anyone want to do pilates with me!!!
I am sooooo not happy with my weight right now, but who ever is happy with themselves, that's the problem, women aren't happy with their imperfections, why can't they be perfect too. I'm not saying being conceited, just embrace your body, mind and spirit. (Get all of those tight and in sync, and you are fab-u-lus)
I want a Mini-yorkie...to love...because I'm alone, my feelings are far gone, and there is no one here beside me, but You gotta have friends, ....okay excuse my Shrek moment, gotta love that movie..
Uhmm, I guess I'm just babbling today. I have so much stuff that needs to be done, anyone want to help pay off some bills for me, so people can quit calling my got darn house, geesh, you would think I owe these people thousands of dollars, UGHH No!!! And the telemarketers are starting to get smart, Trust me they don't want none of this, they really don't.

Quote of the Day:
"This ain't what you want, nigga" - Roland Pierce, Funny guy (comedian)

Constant life lessons, lead me to believe that I really need to move away from Baltimore... What are the topics of the day...
Love...
Relationships...
Friends...
Careers...

-What is the point of falling in love, to continuously get hurt? What is love? Is it possible to love someone who doesn't love God? Can love be fake, phoney, unrealistic?
-Why foster a relationship that is destined to fail, because of your uncertainty? Why is decision making necessary in a relationship? Should you waste your time in a relationship because in time it will help you understand yourself, or even help your partner discover who he/she is? Is that a waste of time..? Or should you only foster relationships that you think will be long term?
-Who are your friends and why are they your friends, Are they expendable?
-What career path will you take and will it make you happy? Why get a degree in college, when experience is necessary too?

Quote of the day:
"It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts."
Some dude with the last name Fuller

Think today, think of life, think of love, think about your future and the people that you will share it with...
--that's one of my own...Screw Valentines Day... Celebrate everyday!! (if your in love)

I don't know what to write exactly.... I'm in a good mood today.. I'm sure school will make that worse... I don't want any kids. Really!!! Children are not wonderful gifts... They are terrible little people who learn how to pluck a nerve right in the womb... I have an 11-year old neice, whom I swear is the devil's spawn... I love her dearly, but the child needs a serious blessing... Maybe it's me, maybe I'm not patient enough, maybe I'm asking for too much...Little kids need to be disciplined, thrown up against walls, beaten with frying pans, you know the works... Just kidding!!
But really, is there something wrong with me that I'm not maternal. I don't think that its that I'm not maternal, I just don't think I could handle a child now, because I'm selfish... I like to buy clothes... I like to leave the house when I darn well please, and further more little kids like to sleep with you... and I like to sleep alone...(they kick you all in your back and give you herniated disks)
Well that's my speech on why I don't want any children.. But can someone bless me with a god child or a mini-yorkie, whichever comes first, I'll even take a beta.. (i love fish)
Quote of the day:
"My teacher has turretts"
Bugga (that's all I have to say about that)
Au revoir

Je suis à mon vieux travail, fonctionnant pendant quelques heures. Je voudrais aller faire des emplettes aujourd'hui. Le temps est mauvais. Je suis fatigué de la neige stupide, verglas, grêle, glace et quoi de plus type de percepitation existe dans l'atmosphère. J'espère avoir égaliser très de détente à la maison. Ce qui vous aimez faire ce soir.

Quote of the day:
"Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while."
I don't know who this is from... How about that for a quote!

Okay so I hate Production/Operations Management. It has to be the single most boring class that exists for Management students. I mean it sux so bad, I almost fell asleep. My professor, otherwise known as, Dave, is soooo boring!
Anyway, let's have a discussion about beauty. What are your thoughts on beauty and being beautiful, is ugly an option? Truthfully I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough, what do you want an adorable pancreas!

Quote of the day:
"Everything has it's beauty, but not everyone sees it"
This is from that confusing, Confucius, yet this makes sense.

Anybody have any pet peeves they want to discuss???

What should I say today, I guess I should just introduce myself, but I won't do that. Today it's all about being really, really upfront, so I have to say something to all the ladies and all of the fellas out there.
"Don't fall in love with the thought of falling in love." It isn't worth it! If you really love someone show them that you love them, ladies and gentlemen this does not mean, purchases on the Visa or Mastercard. A showcase of love is just what it is. And it doesn't hurt for you to say it either. Never be afraid to tell someone that you love them, there is a case that must be satisfied,if and only if, you really, really, really mean it.
So to all of the people that I love... I love you!!!!
Quote of the Day:
"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind"
This one is from that funky BUDDHA

- - Ti Amo Tutti, Arrivederci