On Being Hott!!!
As we proceeded to leave the club, hugging the wall in the coat check line, we ran into some very interesting people...A very drunk chick, looking Carla and I up and down...."These two chics are sooo hott!, They should have some beads..."
Huh!
" You guys are so freakin' hott"
Huh!- as Carla and I look at eachother, and then , she proceeds to feel me up...I don't think it dawned on me what was happening...because it was soo...awkward....
"You're so freakin' hott"....she kept saying it...and she was touching my arms...
Why is this white chick touching me...telling me that I'm hott...I'm waiting in the freakin' coat check line, and she wants to get some free feels...what's that all about dude! What a night...

Quote of the day: "Frustrating encounters make hilarious antecdotes..."

Who the heck is the guy that wanted us to come to his party at his crib...and we were the only black chics available...Thanks Reggie, He came in with the ill rescue...I'ma walk you guys to your car...Carla...I dare you open your door...Let Reggie be a gentleman...Chivalry is not dead...even when you're drunk...Thanks Reg...Sperm colored dude!!!!

Dickey and Dax...go to heck!!! Dickey...stop looking at the asian chic...darnit...I'm tellin'....You people...act as if you don't get out often...Well you probably don't considering...you both work like rant mules...and we've been snowed in for almost two weeks....I got hemmed up in the corner...by my own peoples....That's the fun with going to the club with a bunch of guys....You always have someone to dance with....

I went to U Made a Bad Choice University....Ha hahaha hahah....Darn Dickey...Hahahahahaaa...

Bugga!!! what can i say...You're a fool dude!...Steve was puttin' the mojo on some chic...I wish I had as much game as you....

Carla was flirting with the bouncer, and got a VIP wristband...She actin like she wasn't flirting....YOU WAS FLIRTIN'...oh and we played double duty....chics with a mission...we going to watch the boy with the polo shirt...to make sure he doesn't make a fool of himself...

Overall Good Saturday, even in the sleet, hail, rain, snow mixture...we walked very slowly to the car! Yes we did, without any accidents....Fabolous...

I'm soooo freakin hott!!! - - Ciao!

"When Reality Sets In"

Sarcasm is a form of anger. I've realized that being sarcastic isn't a good thing...

Merry ChristmaHannakKwanzaka to you!!! and a Happy New Year, fellow bloggers, It's been a minute, but hey I'm here...with a degree...a good feeling, and clarity....

Topic 1: Pedicures
So I 'd like to know what is it about getting pedicures that is so wonderful, it's the best feeling in the universe to have a pedicure...having clean and beautiful feet is a wonder of the world. God knew exactly what he was doing when he made women...and created pedicures for us... Thanks God!!! Geesh! Hey ladies, do you feel me when I say, that pedicures is better than sex...Well for me it is... I mean pedicures make you feel good from your feet to your head! I love pedicures, it's the most calming, most relaxing experience ever...What else can I say about it other than wow! And dudes who have foot-fetishes you know what I'm talking about, I mean the clean fetishes...not the whole, "I don't care I like feet", but the, "Wow, she sure does have pu-rrrr-dy feet", type of fetish... When a lady comes from the salon from getting a pedicure, give her a hug! Tell her how much she's adored! Beautiful feet is the cleanliness of a woman... How about that!

Topic 2: Giving and Receiving
I was watching something on TV, that rationalized something for me, that I never really understood. Why is it that men are un-emotional when they receive gifts from women... and behold the answer....Men are created to give, that's why they get more excited to see our expression when they give us gifts or whatever...Now it's about to get rated R for the next couple of sentences but it's educational gosh darn it!!! Check this: A man has a penis, it's hung low, but when erect, it is easily shaped to be received by a woman's vagina. "Epiphany"
Is it true ladies that when a man gives you a Christmas gift he is awaiting your response like a darn hawk....Yeah...And when you give him his gift, you have to ask, "Well do you like it"...And nonchalantly, emotionless they say, "Yeah, it's exactly...what I wanted!" It's because men are givers and women are receivers...don't fight the feeling ladies...receive...but do not think that we are not givers...we are, but what we give is filled with emotion and nourishment...More rated R stuff, but educational....Women's breast hang off of our bodies to be received by our children, so that they can be nourished, same for our men...something hangy so that they can play with and suckle on also. We were created from the man's rib to protect his heart...These are the types of things that we give! Gotta love it!

Topic 3: On Being Emotional
Why are we emotional beings....I'm speaking to the ladies...We are the most il-logical beings on the planet...Now don't get me wrong, we do have the ability to be logical and emotional, it's just difficult, and men have that same ability too, it's terribly difficult for them, even moreso than for us. I don't know the answer to this one, but hey maybe one day I'll find out, I'll let you all know...maybe it's the cure-all for heartbreak, pain, misery, and all of that other stuff...Maybe it's just a release of energy, a form of kinetics of something having to do with chemistry or physics. Being emotional isn't all that bad, it just gets in the way sometimes of what's right in front of your face. Sucks but hey...Whattaya do!

Ta ta for now bloggers!!!!

Quotes of the day:

• Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people seem bright before they speak.
• Most ignorance is vincible: You don't know because you don't want to know.