Here is my
Fudge You!!!monologue, inspired by the Movie, "25th Hour"
Fudge you niggas, who don't wanna commit...nigga neither do I
Fudge MVA...long azz lines, stop it with the stoopid azz mailings
Fudge meter maids...fudge you and your quota...ignorant bastards
Fudge you females who can't be upfront wit a nigga, got my fam actin all crazy over you anal biatches
Fudge you smuts, who because that's what you are, we had to create a name for you
Fudge Baltimore, You egotistical bastards, who ain't even been outside of Baltimore Co., you one track mind nimrods, Baltimore is not a state
Fudge UMBC.... I hate you and the fact that you as an institution make it hard for college students to work and go to school
Fudge the Governor and the Mayor, Damn you two... now there will be hundreds and thousands of high school graduates who won't be able to attend college because they can't afford it, and you promote schools like UMBC, that has this unbelievable course schedule which won't allow you to work and go to school, "Did you really think you would graduate in 4 years?"
Fudge working, I'm tired, I'm 22 years old, and I've been working since I was 13 or 14, bastards I should be retiring by the time I'm 30.
Fudge having a relationship, people just can't get along, we are from different planets...not that I'm okay with that gay ish, speaking of which...
Fudge you homosexuals...how come you get a march, i don't care if you like to lick bushes, or pack fudge into someone's azz, i don't care...and who cares if you wanna get married...live together for 10 years...that's common law
Fudge thge war....when are our troops coming home
Fudge the pedophile priests out there, you are damned to hell, you azz holes, I hope the devil, sticks a pitch fork of hot coal, up your ass for eternity, you azz backward cock sucker
Fudge reality TV, if it ain't MTV's Real World, don't watch it, You ugly ducklings, you'll never be swans....stoopid
Fudge MTV's the Band....Did you really think that you were Too Hott for TV....ughhh No!!!... How bout you all just got played, now it's gonna be hell of hard for you to try and get a deal, did you not realize, that you were just a show on TV
Fudge Sex and the City for going off the air.........I take that back, I love sex and the city...Sorry
Fudge being apologetic...women...do you know that we apologize for crap we ain't even do...like shut the fudge up with the I'm sorry
Fudge Reuben Studdard for that darn song....you can't apologize for a whole entire year....say it when you mean it!!
Fudge 30 year olds who have kids, and aren't divorced yet....how about that
Fudge you skinny muh-fudgers who think your like " Mr. Greatest Sex Ever"...No....Sorry, your not...and no one told you that bull ish
Fudge you light-bright niggas...date a black girl, like really black, you pretty bastard...stop it with the onward movement of Pretty People Unite
Fudge you niggas who say "Shorty you Sexy"....just say i make you wanna have sex with me...say I'm attractive, I hate the word sexy
Fudge models, you tall biatches...i hope your legs fall off...power to the short people
Fudge being 5 feet...I can't reach ish
Fudge sex....the ish hurts and...trust me...your probably not that good anyway.....
Fudge you ugly niggas who keep coming up to us ladies at the club....go to hell
Fudge you biatches who keep looking at us in the club...compliment me biatch!...Trust...cuz, I'm complimenting the fact that you and your girls came in here looking like you fly....flying monkeys maybe
Fudge being the light skinned girl of the group....kill it with the onward movement of brown-skinned people....no one said yall was out...maybe i'm out...
Fudge the fact that no one writes in their darn blog anymore
Fudge the fact that I can't go out with my fam anymore during the weekend because I work like a Haitian-Jamaican
Fudge New York niggas that keep saying "son" is that the equivalent to "yo"...but don't they say "Yo...Son"...ughhh, wouldn't that be like saying, "Yo....Yo"
Fudge you short niggas....Let's get it straight....5' 8' is not tall for a dude...and don't compare yourself to me...I'm short!
Fudge Black Planet....who are you and why is your e-wok chubacca-looking azz on my page
Fudge you People in Sororities and Fraternities...Never say, "Yo, I'm not gonna change" Bull-crap...You've changed...You indifferent muhfudgers...yall can't even get along with eachother
Fudge Wisconsin....mhmmmphh why not
Fudge ex-boyfriends/girlfriends....current boyfriends/girlfriends...and soon to be boyfriends/girlfriends
Fudge Club Music...oh can you stop it with the running on of the beat....no one else likes our music except for us
Fudge Go-Go.... I mean what...Pots and Pans...?
Fudge you niggas from the Carolinas....not really southern-breed huh! You ain't gentlemen for real
Fudge the Ghetto....go figure
Fudge niggas with kids outta wed-lock....get a whole box of condoms...incondominate your entire body
Fudge you dudes who can't tell a girl how you feel....feel this (kduwouywa;kjtiuaotualktjoaihgyah01777!!)
Fudge you dudes who just wanna have sex....females...don't just wanna have sex..you need to pay for that....go to Baltimore street...Hookers available!!! Strippers too!!! or go rub one out...aight!
I'm tired now.... There is plenty more...
Dick... I'm with you on the WooooSahhhh kick...just need to relax, in this muhfudger, but sometimes...you just gotta get it off your chest....Mhhmmm I feel better....
Ciao Peasants...
Princess Mighty Moe...signing off....anybody got the 25th hour on DVD...
