Wednesday, July 14, 2004

H20 was definitely off the hook on Saturday, I had a blast...To exert energy and then pass it on to someone else is the most awesome thing created. Just remember to "relax your mussscccccllllees"
Anyone extremely stressed out like most people that I know right now, here's some advice, Masturbate...If your having a fudged up day, or even a fudged up week...The best medicine...Masturbation... Go rub one out, feel free to double click the mouse!! Why not!
You know that girl or that fellow, doesn't want to be bothered with you and your whining or your stupid antic....Get to know yourself...Release that bodily tension, and don't hurt anybody...It's safe, your not at risk of any STI's and you don't have to call your ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend, or your FB or your FG....Just be one with yourself, and enjoy!

I'm on this whole Profane Language is a No-No kick, so uhmmm, here's the Disclaimer:

"Before reading this blog, you may encounter words such as "Fudge", "Ewok", "Sugar, Honey, Iced-Tea", "Chubaccah", In the event that these phrases offend you, you must immediately leave this page,
Directions:
Go to the box with the "X" inscribed in it, click and your......done!"
Wasn't that appetizing...Now, back to the basics, is anyone else suffering from the "Itis" any Itis, some type of itis...because I am...
Later Ladies and Gents....Remember Virgin is not a Dirty Word, It's a Word of which implies that you are a Dirty Liar!
Ciao!

Finally, I'm posting...Mhmmm what can I say...I missed out on the cookout...Oh well maybe the next one!
Had a ball at H20...You just don't understand how the Floetry look was killin 'em on Saturday night...Wassup to the Party Ladies..."Relax your Musssscccclllleeess" Haaahahahahah!

Is everyone having a nervous breakdown, well if so....masturbate...it might make you feel better...A lot of unruly things are happening to great people, so I hope that the storm will be over soon for you all, in the mean while, rub one out or double click the mouse.....Why not?

Life's but a dreary mishap that we all encounter...in search of some got darn sunshine...Oh yeah so I'm back on my profanity is not the answer kick...so if some words like, "Fudge", "Darn-it", "Sugar, Honey, Iced-Tea" surfaces, then you'll know exactly what I'm talking about!

Ciao for now ladies and gents, the kid is going back to the books...I'm so ready to graduate, anyone else suffering from the "itis"