Oh I forgot one more:
Future job title: ENTREPRENEUR

Let me reintroduce myself, My name is Moe, M to the O.....E

What is a gushy?
a. vagina
b. candy
c. booty

Okay so here it goes!
Age: 23
Height: 5 feet
Weight: 117
Birthday: 10-09
Zodiac sign: Libra ( I can't make up my mind, so I want it all)
3 characteristics: Fun, Approachable...and Indecisive, Nonchalant...okay that's four sue me!
Favorite color: Purple
Favorite food: Don't have one
Favorite drink: Water...Don't drink alcohol or soft drinks
Favorite ice cream: Cookies-n-Cream
Favorite song: Moments of Love by The Art of Noise
Favorite group/artist: Don't have one
Favorite type of music: I'm feeling anything smooth, R&B, Soul, Jazz, Hip Hop...
Favorite TV show: ANTM, it's the only show I rush home to watch! Anything on TLC or HGTV, Oh and I like Kevin Hill, it's growing on me
Favorite Movie: Mrs. Doubtfire, The Shawshank Redemption, The Color Purple, Breaking 2: The Electric Boogaloo
Where do I work: I have 3 jobs, that's all you need to know...
What do I drive: Honda Accord Coupe
What's in my CD Player: A mixed CD, of R&B! oh and the compilation cd that i got from the Red Maple from a DJ in the UK
Current indulgence: LOL...I won't say the first thing that came to mind, Shopping! I'ma spendthrift...You can put me on the Look for Less anyday!!! Oh and working out, make the body right and Remember to "Relax your muscles"
Needs: Vacation, More time in the day, Vacation (turks and caicos)
Wants: Apartment, Job Security, Land Cruiser, 100K (in that case a house, paid in full)
Hobbies: Designing Clothes, Shopping, I usually read a book, but I haven't recently!
Undergrad Major: Information Systems a.k.a Business Technology Administration
Grad Major (soon): Business Administration or Management Science
Future Job Title: Business Analyst/Consultant, Haute Couture Designer, Fashion Illustrator/Consultant....
Life Aspiration: To learn the meaning of selfless love (Why because I don't want any children, and I think that's selfish, but....I don't care!)

Ciao! Fellow Bloggers, 'til the next time!!

Quotes of the month:
-"I'm like Forrest Gump, because I keep run-ning, and I keep win-ning"
-His name is not Lloyd
-I still like her Moe, alot!
-She's cute in a gremlin sort of way
-Yeah she's cool, weird, but cool
-He massages old people
-He's legal, and that's all that matters
-You sexy beast you

I want to take a moment to shout out Tiffany, sweety, I don't know you like that, but I'm glad that you are okay, it's some rank-butt dudes in the world, I'm glad that you took a negative situation and made light of it, because otherwise, your boyfriend (my brother) would be searching the mean streets of Baltimore to hunt a dude down....That dude has a price over his head at this point....Peace Mami

Bugga, Bugga, Bugga, you should just give up alcohol, you're getting old and your tolerance is low, face it, drinking isn't cool, you gotta know that your pimp game doesn't come out when your a little tipsy, it's always there, you just need a little motivation, like a chic buying YOU a drink...How do you love that...And running into ex's isn't so bad, I mean, geesh...you do it at least once a week, you should be use to it....there might be some type of tracking device attached to your wang chung or something, and all the old chics that you use to mess with know where you are going to be and they will be there too....that's a good synopsis, what do you think...

Reggie, I have your hat dude! I'll keep it in a safe place o k k k !

The Red Maple....Mhmmm...Lots of Estrogen...not enough Testosterone...well maybe not the kind that I like!?!? So does everyone have to dress like Kanye West, "It's a party tonite, and who boy...you gotta dress like Kanye" Ughhh No! If you are let's say a size 12-14, you cannot, I repeat cannot wear gauchos...period! How about wearing crazy color stockings went out in 19 let's say 93...I don't know, what makes you think that you're cute! Ughh and, how is it, that my bruva comes in there with Houndstooth pants and a wool sweater, and a dude comes in with a freakin leather jacket and baggy jeans, not cute! Why do people wear sunglasses in the club! Where is the sun!? Where is the freakin sun dude!?

Let's go roller skating pimps!

***It's Miney Moe, signing off!***

Topics:
Mannequins to purchase so you can spoon with them
Bathing in Sprite
Single People Unite
Go Get' Em Girl (positive affirmations)
Stalkers
Blackplanet
Masseuse "Rub'em down"; Massages
Working-out
Going to the mall
Visual Appeal (dumb as a doorknob, sexy as crap though)
Blow-up dolls
Partying with the crew
Ex's
Children (and why we should not reproduce)
Needing space (WTF)
Getting older
Marriage (is it in the near future, and if so, who?)
AIM
Yahoo! IM
Ice Cream
Polo (and the people who need to admit that they have a problem, addiction)
Sunday Night at the Red Maple (somebody check the darn weather please)

Ciao !!!

Thanks to everyone that came out, God Bless and Goodnight
(Thanks to those that didn't come out, I know you were thinking about me anyway)

I had a grrrreeeeaatt time this weekend, I'm hoarse, my legs hurt, I have bruises, and my hair is all over the place....
Party hard peasants. 'til next time...
Hey bruva, Oy....Red Maple...gotta love those faucets
Hey everybody else....Dream was off the chains...anybody want to say "stalker", people look so much different in the dark...especially eyes...you can't tell that they are freaking crossed like a mutha!, the people you run into at the club...can we say, haven't seen you since high school...Okay so...how about H2O huh!!! same got darn "stalkers", are we magnets for stalker-ish like activity...get naked, get naked! Really sexy men, whoooh...okay like one really sexy man in the club the whole freakin night...and i only danced with him once!!!! and when I went to go look for him, he was no where to be found....(darn he was fine) and the man with the gut...who asked me how i got those...you mean abs....duh....exercise anus...exercise...and don't touch me....with your hands you perverse individual. Do i look 30! if i do please let me know, because I am not into the sugar daddy thing...dude! go home to your wife-n-kids! talking bout can we talk, about what...your kids that are my age! no! heck no! Tiff, how'd you lose your phone...i mean it was in your hands, and then it wasn't...like magic....Oh what a weekend....Dream, H2O and The Red Maple....
Thanks people for partying with the kid....and those that didn't...redeem yourselves soon!!!!
Ciao!

What are the "Laws of Attraction"?

We attract whatever we choose to give our attention to- wanted or unwanted! Most of the time we attract by "default" rather than deliberate choice. Sux huh!
Ask yourself:
1. What it is that you want? Exactly?...
2. Are you willing to make the proper moves to get what you want?
3. Ask yourself number 1 again to make sure.
4. Now allow what you want to come to you

That was easy...wasn't it!!!
Heck No!

Because the Laws of Attraction do not include Physical...pure physical attraction...is evil! Don't be fooled ladies and gentlemen, looks matter to everyone...even if it's just a little, it matters.

Here are the signs:

• dilated pupils
• reddening of the skin
• moist lips

These things arouse the basis of human instinct...and what pray tell comes after that...come on...let's be honest...don't be shy...you sexy person you...I told you all I hate the word "sexy" right...Do you want to know whay???? Because that desire is to lead to the wish to have sex. Sex...Sex...Sex...somebody be abstinent...why don't you...Geesh!

I hope you've all learned something meaningful, and well, I hope that you all learn to supress your feelings, because well no one would want to look at you, when your pupils are dilated, and your mouth is wet....go dry heave the wall or something..you nasty bastard!!!
Ciao!

Come and Celebrate with Me

This Weekend for my 23rd Birthday

October 8th, 2004 Party until 3:07am, the time I was born!!!!
Friday
DREAM NIGHTCLUB
1350 Okie Street, NE
Washington, DC 20002
Free before 10:30 with a guest pass
Get online at www.welcometodream.com
Dress to impress, Ladies and Men, No Jeans…or Athletic Attire

October 9th, 2004 *** Let’s celebrate My birthday***
Saturday
H2O
800 Water Street, SW Waterfront
Washington, DC 20024
Free before 11:00 with a guest pass
Get online at www.h2odc.com
Dress to impress, Ladies and Men, No Jeans…or Athletic Attire


If you need more info contact me at ("i'll never tell")
If you need to follow me down, we will be leaving promptly at 9:00 on Friday and 9:30 on Saturday

RSVP by phone or email me at "uwishuknew" or "yeahrightplease"
Pass this on to all your friends, you don’t have to come with me, just be there to celebrate with me!!!!